Mini-Roast The Toilet Paper

Me and Boo getting ready for bed.

Boo takes her new plushie - Mini-Roast as dubbed by the mini-dolphin that is my brother - into the bathroom with her.

And when she returns I had to ask if she had used it as toilet paper. She looked at me as if I had just killed her best friend and yelled out "Do not wipe your ass with my chicken!"

And so every time I see that chicken, I make a joke about using it for toilet paper.